Make a sentence out of what you birthday and color shirt your wearing ex. mine is
"i jumped on my best friends boyfriend sliding down a hill because i think i need serious help" when you get it post it in comments.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June ----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
0A 8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to...
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

freaky, true story

So, me and my neighbor were being retards (as usual) and we were just riding are bike around the block and we see a party by someones house. we were going to crash it, but we were smart enough not to mess with drunk people. so we just were doing stupid things, trying to get attention. and we did. two, i'd say 24 year old guys came out and told us to shut up. we went back home for awhile, and came back around 7:30pm. we kept making noises such as "IM C J!!" in a weird voice and things like that. it got dark and the two guys came back again. they told us to 'get lost' and to never come back. us being stupid, we stayed, for a little longer. about 5 minutes latter, he came back, with a temper. we both ran back to my house, not that we were afraid, just that, you don't want to mess around with a drunk! my friend went back to the party, and came back about 5 minutes later. he said that the guy went after him to get him scared. it was around 9:30pm and we went back. this time we brought a box that we can hide under. when we got there some people were leaving. we were hiding from the people so we wouldn't be seen. my friend...took a wiz (he released his blater) on the some guys car. a big red van. knowing my friend he would do that. then we saw a group of 6 guys. maybe 21 and older, all drunk. angry Tics (as we called him), was like there leader. he said "thats it!!" and ran toward us, with a knife in his hand. me and my friend ran like heck. we ran about half way to are house and we hid in a neighbor yard. he was 10 feet away from me and my friend. he was screamin and cursin his head off. he couldn't find us, and broke a mail box. he left and 5 minutes later, we did too. when we got to my house, we were terrified with terror. it was fun while it lasted, but i learned a lesson. never mess with a drunk!....or angry tics!