Dog Birthdays

How a dog celebrates his/her birthday.

1)Rise at 5:30 and wet-nose the Master.
2)Go out and pee on the world.
3)Make poopy
4)Sniff poopy
5)Seriously think about eating poopy
6)Eat funny looking bug instead.
7)Throw up bug parts on living-room rug
8)Drink out of _Magic Well_
9)Sleep for 17 hours and start all over again!